January 2012
43 posts
friend: i miss my boyfriend
me: so do i
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend:
“Addiction is a disease. (Except sex addiction. That just means you got caught...”
– Ricky Gervais, on Robert Downey Jr. (My Golden Globes Mission)
December 2011
50 posts
I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers. He’s an actor, not a god, people. If he really is that special, I dare him to magically appear in my house right now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboarhg760360b 603c 30sb c7dsrj
